A person I know on facebook posted this

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
… … REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Knock at your door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say hi.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are around for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life!!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say “love ya” jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: Say ” I love you” and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this

THE BOLDED THINGS JUST DONT MAKE SENSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS