May 2013
[[MORE]]i feel like im annoying everyone i try to talk to so im just gonna go do other things now or whatever yeah okay
if you wanna message me, you can, but i will respond later
whatever i hope i find something to do
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skyplainsdrifter:
i can’t help anyone and it sucks and makes me upset
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“Fuck the haters and skinny bitches”
– Hillary Clinton
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im one of those people who were raised to think that if you have a problem, you shouldnt whine about it since there are people who have it worse, and even though ive grown up and know that isnt true, i cant shake the notion from my mind
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posh-somme:
much like myself the new xbox is garbage, always online and cannot play video games
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i am such an awful person oh my god
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jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
schlgrl:
tell me i look cute with your cum on my face (✿◕‿◕)
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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my AP teacher just gave me all the answers to my final exam that i have to take tomorrow
theyre in the exact order as they are in on the test
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“The internet is the grandest illusion ever created. It makes people think...”
– Nicky Wire (via femincest)
jimmyyesvak:
vintagernisery:
rhydonmyhardon:
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
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i swear to god i tolerate my dad less and less every day
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royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
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teppelin:
have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
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claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
Things you didn't want to know about me:
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE - Name: John - Eye Color: Brown/Hazel - Hair Style/Color: Short I guess and brown with natural red tints - Height: 5’8” or something idk i cant count - Clothing style: Bright and expensive but still looks kinda nice - Best physical feature: People have said my nose is cute but idk????
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE - Your fears: Rejection, never succeeding in life, my...
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
fatwink:
i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me
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Here lies tumblr user johnnyjoe
Cause of death: being unable to complete the Purple Coin level of the Toy Time Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy
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I went to bed feeling awful and I woke up feeling awful and it’s been a few hours and I’m still feeling awful
Watch
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basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
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fffcuk:
*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
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You know what’s worse than slow internet?
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
gothlolita:
(◡‿◡✿) just because someone likes japanese things and anime doesnt make them a weaaboo (◡‿◡✿)
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
